Torbjörn- his last 30 texts are a back and forth with his wife. If you send her something that made you think of her she’ll respond along the lines of “awh!! cute!! 😊 thank you so much for sharing this!!” Mei- double texts but is anxious about double texting. If she’s got a problem with you she’ll send you a vague but menacing “we need to talk” message and then switch off her phone for 14 hours so that by the time she follows up you’ve had several panic attacks and are willing to do whatever she says to avoid being in trouble. Responds only when she has something to say. Widowmaker- lurks in the Talon group text. If someone needs to contact him they do it through Roadhog. Junkrat- phone is broken, has no one to text. Hanzo- similar to Genji but he just sends back “lol” as an acknowledgement that he has received and read the text, regardless of the appropriate tone.

Tracer- often sends one-word texts that require the recipient to call her for clarification. Nobody can reach her unless she wants to be reached because all of her messages always come from a different number. Half of her messages are screenshots of other messages. Sombra: screenshots every conversation just in case. When someone suggests he get a phone plan with unlimited texting, he goes on a rant about how he doesn’t need it and people should just check their voicemails more often Gets mad when nobody listens to his voicemails. Left you a voicemail that you definitely didn’t listen to. Soldier: 76- still somehow has a phone plan where texts cost 15 cents apiece. Reaper- if you had plans at 6:00 and you’re one minute late, instead of waiting a few minutes or texting you “ETA?” he just sends an angry selfie with the place you’re supposed to meet in the background and the Snapchat overlay reading “6:01” over it When she is sarcastic, people worry she is being serious and that they’ve angered her. Pharah- Promptly and with perfect grammar.

Genji- laughs aloud at your response but leaves you on read if he has nothing to add.

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